tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-61344615333894433502024-02-20T04:25:42.161-08:00the stupid shit my kid brother says about meD.B. Wagnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168142264236876975noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134461533389443350.post-81841956888395571582011-07-31T16:32:00.000-07:002011-07-31T16:32:26.081-07:00numero 4<strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">2 in 1 day.</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">"You're the worst brother ever. You're worse than Cain." (because I asked him to make me a sandwich... because I'm sick)</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">"I don't know what you just said. Your voice sounds like a vagina that's underwater, trying to talk while he is drowning." (again, mockery of the ill effects of illness - my voice is kind of shitty today. but why he is anthropomorphising a vagina and making it male, I do not know)</span></strong>D.B. Wagnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168142264236876975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134461533389443350.post-31863858414717334852011-06-06T04:01:00.000-07:002011-06-06T04:01:06.693-07:00numero 3<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;"> <strong>"You look like your name would be Garzo right now. Like your name would be Hector Garzo. Well, I don't know about that, but your name would definitely be Garzo. Sandy Garzo."</strong></span>D.B. Wagnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168142264236876975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134461533389443350.post-34035820125915266922011-05-31T12:15:00.000-07:002011-05-31T12:15:53.732-07:00numero 2<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;"> <strong>"We look like bears. I bet people think we are bears." </strong><br />
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<strong>(so I said, "no they don't.") </strong><br />
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<strong>"Well, they at least think, 'those are the two biggest, hairiest guys in town - one of them is dressed like he's going to cut grass, the other looks like he's in a ska music video.'"</strong></span>D.B. Wagnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168142264236876975noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134461533389443350.post-75607341206107347052011-05-30T20:32:00.000-07:002011-05-30T20:32:46.293-07:00numero 1<strong><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"I'm Daryn Beasley. Won't you join me for a cup of tea?"</span></strong>D.B. Wagnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168142264236876975noreply@blogger.com0